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All in the name of vintage tea party research

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On one of England’s most apocalyptic, blow-your-brolly-inside-out, crazy weather days since Noah’s Ark, I reluctantly shed my comfy PJs, donned a vintage-inspired, doily-collared, teeny-tiny rabbit print dress, and braved the journey to my local Fat Cat Cafe, where they were hosting the delightfully named Nana’s Vintage Fair. And boy, am I glad I did.

The fair was a veritable wonder of all things vintage: clothes, shoes, bags, bunting, cake toppers, quirky glasses, crockery, cakes, and tea (well, maybe not all vintage, but certainly all you need to get you in the mood for a vintage tea party). In case you were wondering, the fascination here lies in the fact that I’m going to be throwing my own vintage tea party very soon (FULL Kitchen Bitching report to follow), and wanted a touch of inspiration.

Such cute little tumblers!

But the highlight for me came when I met the incredibly talented Denise O’Sullivan: the potter from my home town of Stoke-on-Trent, responsible for creating the greatest cake stand of all time (which I plan on buying as soon as I’ve practised not being clumsy enough to break it on its first usage). Denise was there to showcase some beautifully designed mugs from the same skull collection and I just had to snap one up (I also couldn’t help asking her to pose for a cheeky photo, whilst hopefully convincing her I was a fan of the ‘non-crazed’ variety).

Denise!

The first floor of Fat Cats was packed full of clothing, accessories, and the sort of bunting that looked like it’d been plucked straight from war time Britain; and I was feeling truly patriotic. Then, in my travels to the cave of wonders below, I discovered the most glorious cake stand (manned by @alices_teaparty) serving up such gorgeous creations as chocolate and beetroot cake (which I promptly sampled), along with such traditional offerings as lemon drizzle, ginger cake, and coffee sponge.

Incidentally, if you’re interested in throwing your own tea party, the lady behind this cake-fuelled feast hires out her own beautiful vintage china! Again, owing to my natural clumsiness (I’m actually quite graceful when I’m not handling ANYTHING), I’m going to source something relatively cheap, probably mismatched, and almost certainly my own, so I don’t feel quite so guilty when I break it, chip it, or drop it.

Vintage and cake. Two of my favourite things.

You’ll be delighted to hear that Nana’s Vintage Fair has plenty more dates in the diary this summer — from Leek to Stone, Macclesfield to Ashbourne — so if you want to pop along for your own spot of inspiration, or just to bag a few vintage goodies, find the best date for you on their website, and head on over to the Midlands. We’re a good bunch; and we know a thing or two about vintage (well, the lovely people at Nana’s Vintage Fairs do, anyway).

Love Dolly xx

Dolly enjoys cocktails, cupcakes, tea parties, Thai food and pie. You can hear more from her by following her on Twitter.

Alec Tomasso’s Jubilee Cake

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Do you follow Kitchen Bitching on Twitter? I’m the person behind the account, and this suits me down to the ground because I absolutely love Twitter. @KitchenBitching is the perfect place for me to natter away about anything and everything food related. I get to devote my time to sharing interesting foodie links, telling the world how amazing Toffee Crisps are (seriously, they’re delicious) and chatting to other, like-minded foodies.

One of my favourite like-minded foodies is Alec. Alec was a contestant in the 2012 series of Masterchef, and we seem to share an insatiable greed for all things tasty. The only difference is he has the skills to make the amazing food as well as the taste for it. No fair.

Alec Tomasso: Engineer, expectant father, bloody good cook

Anyway. He keeps promising to share recipes with us, and today he came up trumps with this fantastic looking Jubilee Cake recipe. It’s fruity and intense but delicious and oh-so-light. Perfect for a street party.

Alec’s Jubilee Cake

Ingredients

  • 160ml vegetable oil
  • 8 egg yolks
  • 240ml water, at room temperature
  • 1 tablespoon of vanilla extract
  • 325g cake flour
  • 45g powdered freeze-dried raspberries
  • 45g powdered free-dried blueberries
  • 400g granulated sugar
  • 4 teaspoons of baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon of salt
  • 8 egg whites
  • Vanilla buttercream (this recipe is nice and simple — but you don’t need the specific brand it recommends!)

Get cooking!

  1. Preheat the oven to 190C. Line the base of two 26 x 24 x 5cm cake tins with baking paper — but don’t line or grease the sides.
  2. Whisk the oil and egg yolks together until they are combined. Then stir in the water and the vanilla extract.
  3. Divide the mix in two. In one bowl sift in half of the flour, half of the baking powder, half of the salt and the powdered blueberries. Add 35g of sugar, stir until combined and then mix with a hand whisk on high speed for a minute. Set aside.
  4. In the other bowl sift in the remaining halves of the flour, baking powder and salt and the powdered raspberries. Add 35g of sugar, stir until combined and then mix with a hand whisk on high speed for a minute. Set aside.
  5. Whisk the egg whites as though you are making meringues — according to Alec, this means whisking them until they have increased four times in volume before adding the remaining sugar a tablespoon at a time, not letting it dry out.
  6. Divide the egg white mix in two and fold each half into each bowl of batter, being careful not to knock the air out.
  7. Pour the batter into the cake tins so you have one red and one blue cake. Bake for about 25 minutes, until the cakes spring back when lightly pressed in the centre. Alec recommends using the skewer method — slip a skewer into the centre of the cake and pull it out. If it’s clean, your cake is good to go.
  8. Invert the cake tins on a rack and let the cakes cool in the pans. Then remove the tins.
  9. Cut the cakes into the shapes you see below, and glue them together with the simple vanilla buttercream.
  10. Enjoy!

I can get behind a patriotic cake.

Say it with Brownies …

Twitter is a rather marvellous beast. Both Mr B and I are keen tweeters, and we love our funny little followers. It was through Twitter that the glorious folks at Say it with Brownies got in touch in response to my rather desperate plea for someone to bring me brownies when I was busy working. Better than brining me a single brownie, SIWB offered to send me a dozen! Well, what kind of a food writer would I be if I turned them down??!

Say it with cake!

Say it with cake!

As promised, the very next day a splendid little parcel arrived at Db HQ. Nestled inside the sexy, sophisticated packaging were 12 of the densest, most choc-tastic brownies I have ever had the pleasure of eating.

A gift from the cake gods ...

A gift from the cake gods …

Delving in ...

Delving in …

Oh nom!

Oh nom!

These little bad boys are not for the faint of heart – they’re so chocolatey and rich, but they’re cleverly portioned so that you’re not overwhelmed.

Ready ...

Looking good boys!

Perfect as a gift, a thank you, a birthday treat or to celebrate a special occasion, SIWB’s whole style and design is sleek and sophisticated. You can personalise your gift with a hand-written message, and SIWB offers seventeen different occasion messages to choose from.

Especially for me!

Especially for me!

... steady ...

Cup cakes ;-)

The brownies are hand-baked to order using organic eggs and will last up to a week (if you store them in an airtight container). Not that I could imagine anyone being able to resist them for that long!

Totally delish!

Totally delish!

These gorgeous brownies are £18.99 a dozen with free First Class delivery in the UK. Ours arrived in perfect condition and they’re very well-wrapped. Our advice? Get ordering!

Flourless chocolate cake (gluten-free)

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Let me start with a bitching alert: this particular cake comes out of the oven as a perfectly formed round of chocolatey goodness; but after leaving the cosy haven of mother oven, the top cracks, the cake sinks, and the perfection of symmetry is destroyed. It’s infuriating. But it still tastes bloody lovely; so if, like me, you can put aside your OCD tendencies for long enough not to have a fit (and if I can, anyone can) it’s well worth it.

Sunken, but still beautiful

Now, whether you puff up at the slightest hint of gluten or can eat bread and cakes ’til the cows come home, this cake totally transcends the foody divide; much like the Shakespeare of the baking world. After trying to put my finger on what the end product reminded me of, I’ve settled on a moussey-meringuey chocolate torte brownie. Pretty much everything you need in a cake.

The recipe itself is plucked straight from the pages of one of my favourite cookbooks The Primrose Bakery Book – loved for its exceptionally easy to follow recipes and perfectly arty pictures; and unlike the recipe for my lemon polenta, I’m not changing a thing about it – it’s perfectly perfect, just as it is.

Looking for a new recipe book? Look no more

Flourless chocolate cake 

Ingredients

  • 220g golden caster sugar (split into two, for use at different stages)
  • 200g top quality chocolate (at least 70% cocoa solids – Tesco does it’s own great range of fair trade choc) broken into melt-able sized pieces
  • 200g unsalted butter (plus a little extra for greasing the cake tin)
  • 4 large, free range or organic eggs (separated, the act of which is actually really therapeutic)
  • Icing sugar for sifting over the top

Get cooking

  1. Preheat your oven to 180C/gas mark 4 and grease and line a 23cm cake tin. This cake can be a bit of a nightmare to turn out, so it’s a really good idea to use one with a removable base.
  2. Pop the chocolate and butter into a heatproof bowl and place over a saucepan of simmering water, being careful not to let the water touch the base (it can make the chocolate bitter and grainy).
  3. Whilst the chocolate and butter are busy doing their thing, take another large bowl and beat together your egg yolks with half of the caster sugar, using a whizzy little electric hand whisk. Then fold in the unctuous melted buttery chocolate mix until it’s nicely combined.
  4. In another clean bowl (and using a clean electric hand mixer), whisk up your egg whites until they form soft peaks (super fun part). When they’re bang on the money, beat in the other half of the golden caster sugar.
  5. Fold this mixture into the first bowl, but be really careful not to over mix it – otherwise you’ll risk knocking out all of that lovely whipped up air. Having said that, a lot of the chocolate tends to sit stubbornly at the bottom of the bowl, so you will have to get in there with your spoon.
  6. When you’re happy with it, pour the lot into your greased and lined cake tin, and bake in the middle of the oven for 40-60 mins (the recipe says 40, but when I tested mine with a skewer it came out wet until after the hour mark; but do check after 40 mins as it’s likely that I just have a rubbish oven).
  7. The cake will emerge looking bloomin’ perfect; then, when it’s been left to cool for 10 minutes (this is a must), prepare for the soul-destroying sinking and cracking. When you’ve got over your despair, turn out onto a wire rack to cool completely, and dust with a messy lot of icing sugar. Lovely.

The cake is super delicious hot or cold, so feel free to bung a piece in the microwave and enjoy with a dollop of clotted cream or ice cream. And it keeps for a few days too (although if you’re anything like me, it won’t make it past the first hour).

So delicious

Love, Dolly xx

Dolly enjoys cocktails, cupcakes, tea parties, Thai food and pie. You can hear more from her by following her on Twitter.


Mama B’s lemon drizzle cake

Another trip to the north of England brings another potential waistline problem; Mama B had alerted me pre-trip that she was preparing to makethe ’lemon drizzle cake’.

Eating cake is always tough, we know that, right? But when it’s created in front of your eyes and brought out of the oven warm, filling the house with rampant aromas that cling to the inside of your nose, the task of devouring it is somewhat easier.

I’m simply gonna eat that awesome lump of lemon drizzle cake. No questions asked, no waistline hesitation.

Let me at it ...

Let me at it ...

So, dearest bitches, may I present to you the opportunity to sample this fine item of naughtiness …

Lemon Drizzle Cake

Ingredients

What you'll need

What you'll need

  • 100g unsalted butter
  • 250g caster sugar
  • 3 large eggs
  • 100ml milk
  • 250g self-raising flour
  • pinch of salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • zest of three lemons

The drizzle

  • juice of 3 lemons
  • 100ml water
  • 170g caster sugar

Get cooking

  1. Heat the oven to 180 degrees.
  2. Put the eggs, milk and sugar into a large mixing bowl.
  3. Thoroughly whisk them together until the mixture becomes well mixed and foamy.
  4. Sift the flour, salt and baking powder, then stir it into the liquid mixture until there are no lumps left.
  5. Stir in some lemon zest. Then heat the butter until it has completely melted, then pour it into the batter and stir until completely incorporated.
The consistency

The consistency

6. Pour the mixture into a greased loaf tin lined with greaseproof paper.

In it goes ...

In it goes ...

7. Put the tin into the oven and bake for 50 minutes.
8. Insert a skewer into the middle of the cake to test if it is ready; if it comes out clean you’re done, leave it to stand in its tin.

Just out the oven ...

Just out the oven ...

To make the drizzle

1. Squeeze the lemon juice through a sieve into a heat-proof pouring jug.

Juice of three lemons

Juice of three lemons

2. Put the water and sugar into a pan over a medium heat. Bring the mixture to the boil and boil for 4 minutes.

Bubble bubble toil and er ... cake.

Bubble bubble toil and er ... cake.

3. Pour the sugar mixture into the jug with the lemon juice and mix them together.
4. Then pour as much of the lemon drizzle mixture onto the cake as you can and leave the cake to absorb for 20 minutes. If the cake becomes reluctant to absorb anymore liquid, stop pouring.

Drizzle the drizzle ...

Drizzle the drizzle ...

5. Carefully remove the cake from the tin (there may be some of the drizzle left, unabsorbed in the bottom of the tin), transfer it to a wire rack and allow it to completely cool down.

Then of course, eat as much as your body allows …

Enjoy.

Slice and serve

Slice and serve

Love, Pappa D

Pappa D is a family man and photographer extraordinaire. He is one half of the fabulous DIGITAL Bungalow and tweets as @BWDdrj.

Lemon polenta cake

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The first thing you should know about me is that I love cake. That’s why, when I make the weekly trip to my London head office for a spot of real work (writing that is, rather than cooking) my first port of call is always a delightful little Italian in the city, that goes by the name of Coco Di Mama. Why? Well quite simply because it’s heaven, and their lemon polenta cake really is to die for.

Take your fancy wine bars (too hustley-bustley), keep your 5* eateries (pigs ears? Give me a break), and leave me with the home of lemon polenta. Yes people, it really is that good.

Sadly, mine isn’t. But you know what? It’s not half bad for a first attempt.

My lovely lemon polenta

My sacred weekly treat always was going to be a little hard to beat but, undeterred by the mounting pressure that each citrusy-sweet mouthful delivered, I turned to my old friend Google for some stolen words of culinary wisdom (all the while sporting a decadent trace of sugary topping across my lips from the freshly devoured piece — oh yes, it’s naughty)!

My heart leapt for joy when unearthing Nigella “Queen of indulgence” Lawson’s recipe. The insane butter content was sure to replicate the moistness of the piece in front of me. The excitement didn’t last long however: turns out, the Queen of indulgence is also the Queen of coronaries: over 600 calories PER SERVING!

Determined not to kill off Kitchen Bitching‘s loyal fan base with my first post, I found a far more sensible offering from the BBC (of course). I did however take issue with the meagre amount of lemon employed by the Beeb, and the sacrilegious cooking instructions (microwave, would you believe?); so what you have below is a marriage of two extremes (think Kylie Minogue and Michael Hutchence).

Tasty, and not going to instantly give you diabetes. A good compromise.

Lemon Polenta Cake

Ingredients

For the cake

  • 4oz unsalted butter
  • 2oz polenta (it’s really not as weird as it looks)
  • 2oz self-raising flour
  • 4oz caster sugar
  • 2 free range eggs (because everyone loves chickens)
  • 2 lemons — juice and zest
  • 4tbsp ground almonds

For the topping

  • 3 tbsp icing sugar
  • 4 tbsp limoncello (feel free to drink the remainder of the bottle during the cooking process)
  • 2 tbsp granulated sugar to sprinkle on top

Get cooking!

  1. Preheat your oven to 160C, and grease and line the base of a 23cm cake tin (preferably one with a removable bottom).
  2. Pop your butter and sugar into your favourite mixing bowl and cream together with an electric hand whisk until super light and fluffy. Then beat in each egg, one at a time.
  3. After you’ve measured it, break down the weird looking polenta by using the back of a spoon. When no longer resembling a strange mixture between cheese and Quorn, whisk it in and then bung in the juice and zest of two lemons, and 4 tbsp of ground almonds.
  4. When it’s all mixed together nicely (I say nicely, but the mixture looks in no way good, appealing, or even edible at this stage), sift in your flour. If it looks too runny, you can always add more of the ground almonds.
  5. Pop the whole lot in your greased, wobbly-bottomed cake tin and bake for 45-55 minutes. Test with a skewer (if it comes out clean, Bob’s your uncle); then remove from the tin and leave to cool.
  6. For the topping, mix together the icing sugar and limoncello (I used my old man’s home made stuff which is lethal, but you can buy it from most supermarkets), until its all dissolved. Prick holes in the top of the cake and use a spoon to slowly pour the mixture over the cake.
  7. As the pièce de résistance, top with a generous amount of granulated sugar (2 tbsp ought to do it) for a delightfully sweet and crunchy topping — you need this to balance the extra bitterness that comes with that second lemon.
  8. Enjoy with a nice cuppa.

A perfect tea-time treat

Love, Dolly xx

Dolly enjoys cocktails, cupcakes, tea parties, Thai food and pie. You can hear more from her by following her on Twitter.

Sugar Craft? War Craft, more like!

Since Hells Bells visited Holly Bell’s cupcake class I have to admit I’ve had sugar paste on the brain. I was so impressed with her cute little cupcake adornments that I’ve been desperate to have a go.

Hells Bells gets it right ...

Hells Bells gets it right ...

Now, obviously I don’t have an accomplished cook, GBBO master and general cake-related royal by my side to guide me (I instead had Miss Bo as my glamourous assistant); so I decided to start simple – sugar roses.

I didn’t have glycerine and gelatine and … well, whatever else you need to make a proper sugar paste … So I shop-brought some ready-to-roll icing. I’m a dab hand at a bit of buttercream and can make a reasonably mean cupcake so I sorta assumed a bit of adornment would be simple. Nope. Not at ALL.

The paste was sticky when you didn’t want it to be and mysteriously reluctant to adhere when you were trying to construct something. It didn’t take the food colouring gel smoothly, it was horribly fiddly and the results were, basically, clumsy and amateurish … oh, and a bit rude-looking, if I’m honest. Now, I known I’m a novice sugar crafter, but I’m a reasonably procreative person and I was really disappointed in my attempts.

Miserable roses ...

Miserable roses ...

So, lovely Bitches, what advice can you give me? Has anyone found the answer to the will stick/won’t stick dilemma? Are there any professional or accomplished sugar crafters out there that would like to share their expertise?

Give us a shout if you can help solve this sticky situation!

Love, Queenie xx

One-Bowl Banana Bread

Banana bread totally rocks. It’s by far and away as good a hangover cure as a bacon sarnie and, frankly, with this recipe it’s pretty much as easy to make. All you need is a big bowl, a cake tin and about ten minutes. Awesome.

Bannnnaaaannnnaaaaa

Bannnnaaaannnnaaaaa

Ingredients:

  • 7oz plain flour
  • Teaspoon of baking powder
  • Half a teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda
  • 4oz caster sugar
  • 2oz butter
  • One large egg
  • Splash of milk
  • 3 or 4 ripe bananas

Get cooking!

  • Preheat your oven to 160C. Of course, you can consider what your five year plan should really be before cracking open a bottle of red and forgetting about it whilst you do this, if you like.
  • Grease and line a cake tin or loaf tin – I use a 9″.
  • Blend the butter and sugar until creamy.
  • Sift the dry ingredients straight into the same bowl.
  • Mash in the banana along with the egg.
  • If the mix is a little stodgy or dry then add a splash of milk.
  • Pop the mix into your tin.
  • Bake for 30 minutes – it’s nice to cook it slowly to keep the flavours in.

Kitchen Musings: what makes a great cook book?

I have a lot of cookbooks. A LOT. Some of them I return to time and again, whereas some of them languish on the shelves gathering dust. All of them contain recipes I want to make, so why is it that some appeal more than others?

In the name of research, I grabbed a handful of books, a cup of coffee and set about the wonderful task of seeing just what it was that appeals the most when it comes to the good old fashioned cookbook. I decided to judge on imagery, simplicity of instruction and general loveliness (because that’s a legitimate category for a very high-brow and official review such as this).

Delia’s Frugal Foods, £17.99

Delia's Frugal Foods

Delia's Frugal Foods

We’re starting simple – first published in 1976, and in these times of economic rubbishness (another technical term there for you …); Delia’s revived this old classic to help us through these times of financial hardship. The result? It seems Delia’s frugality extended all the way to her photographer. I just can’t get excited about a picture of a cut up onion or a pile of dried beans. Whilst I understand that Delia is trying to keep things simple, and stay true to the original 1976 version, it’d be lovely to see just how downright delicious your frugal food could be.

When it comes to the recipes, you’ve got to expect simplicity, and there are some nice dishes in there, but without pictures you’re left to discover for yourself what the food will really be like. turns out, when it comes to cooking, I need some food porn to get me going …

John Torode’s Chicken and Other Birds, £20

John Torode's Chicken and Other Birds

John Torode's Chicken and Other Birds

My daughter bought me this for my birthday. Its brilliant. John talks you through types of birds, seasons, jointing and then takes you from a simple chicken stock all the way through to coq au vin and liver pate.

We’ve got pictures. And they’re nice. They’re pretty sexy and detailed and they most definitely make me want to eat chicken. Bravo. The range of recipes is great, although I’m not really sure a double page dedicated to how to make a roast chicken sandwich is really necessary. But, the picture of the sandwich sure does make me want to eat it.

Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals, £26

Jamie's 30-Minute Meals

Jamie's 30-Minute Meals

The cheesy photo of Jamie on the front cover of this book makes me want to cry a bit. But, once you escape his inane grin and delve into the pages, you’re greeted with really super-stylised bright and bold pictures and very sexy recipes indeed. Just so long as you are nice and organised and have all the many ingredients you’ll need to make said delicious food. Because, if you just want to make just one element of the set meals, you might find the instructions a touch confusing. But, you’re not supposed to do that, so I suppose I shouldn’t judge on that. But I will, because I like flexibility and ease with my recipe books. So there.

Gordon Ramsey’s Fast Food, £19.99

Gordon Ramsey's Fast Food

Gordon Ramsey's Fast Food

This is actually Papa D’s book. When we moved in together I was chuffed to adopt all his recipe books to sit alongside my own. He’s got some corners. Sadly, this ain’t one of ‘em. I love Gordon, truly I do. However, whilst the recipes are strong, I personally think some of the photography is a bit disappointing. Accompanying a bulgar wheat and pistachio salad with a stock-style picture of some pistachios doesn’t cut the mustard for me. However, Gordon does cook up a mean meal, and when some effort is made, the pics are mouthwatering. So, a mixed bag for this one, but as it’s Mr R, we’ll forgive his sometime-sloppiness when it comes to providing adequate levels of food porn for our obsessive eyes.

Baking Made Easy – Lorraine Pascale, £18.99

Baking Made Easy - Lorraine Pascale

Baking Made Easy - Lorraine Pascale

Let’s get one thing straight. I hate Lorraine Pascale. She is TOO pretty. She is TOO perfect. And she is FAR too good at baking. When I say hate, of course I really kind of mean love. I’m just jealous. I got this for Christmas from my doll of a sister, and I’ve barely let it out of my greasy little grip since. This is a picture-perfect little number that seriously makes me want to bake stuff. Lots of stuff. The images are clean, professional and bloomin’ lovely – Unlike Jamie’s at-home busy-busy pictures, these are studio numbers – crisp and clear and controlled – which is great when it comes to detail, even if it mens they lack a little atmosphere. Who ever said cakes need atmosphere anyway?

Soooo …. it turns out that, for me, images are reaaaallllly important. That, and not messing about with complicated recipes that leave me lost. Keeping it simple and filling your pages with food porn is what gets me going. It’s probably a good thing I have Kitchen Bitching – where it’s all about keeping things s-i-m-p-l-e.

Review: Holly Bell’s Cupcake Classes

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Do you remember when I met Holly Bell and interviewed her a few months ago?

Holly and Hells Bells

Well, Holly was kind enough to invite me to review one of her cupcake decorating classes on the back of that interview. Although I am absolutely fine with baking cupcakes, I have the artistic skills of a petrol station and decorating them tends to be a bit of a problem. Don’t believe me? I have proof. I made these for my mum’s dancing group this Christmas.

Stockings, stars and Christmas trees. Apparently.

Yeah. I know. Holly was going to have a bit of a challenge with me.

So, I rolled out of bed at 7:00am one Sunday morning and drove to Leicester for a full day of cupcake fun (the classes are from 9am to about 5:15pm). More specifically I drove the Bridge Sixty Seven Cookery School, which is a farmhouse in the village of Smeeton Westerby just outside of Leicester. It is an utterly beautiful building inside and out. Almost as beautiful as the breakfast which awaited me when I entered…

Yummy!

Fruit, gorgeous pastries, tea and coffee, juice and cool water were all laid out for us when we got there. Being a greedy guts, this impressed me greatly. As the class arrived we were able to grab some breakfast and get to know each other before heading downstairs to get started.

Holly and her equipment

The class starts with basic baking of cupcakes — Holly apologised for those of us who already knew how to bake, but some people who came to her classes didn’t. I’ve been baking since I was tiny but I still picked up some ideas on how to improve my cupcakes.

Starting the day by doing something most people can do easily was a great way of getting us relaxed and chatting to each other a little bit before we start the hard stuff. And, y’know, baking is fun. Especially in the Bridge Sixty Seven kitchen, which is so beautiful I was wondering if it would be possible to tow it home with me and install it in my own house.

Pretty. Oh so pretty.

After the cake baking came the decorating. All of us, Holly included, sat round a big square table with our modelling tools and our sugarpaste. Holly would show us how to make something and then we’d all attempt to copy her, whilst she came round and gave help to anyone who needed it.

Our Master at work

There was a huge range of colours available to us and we were allowed, nay encouraged, to experiment with our new skills and make whatever we wanted. Although being a scaredy cat, I just stuck to the basics at first.

My butterflies

Simple, huh? All we’re doing at this point is choosing our colours, rolling our the sugarpaste and using the cutters to make shapes. Anyone can do it, it’s so easy. And it’s amazing how quickly you can move from doing basic things like that to making these…

My creations

I made them. Me! The person who couldn’t even cut a star out in a straight line before this class had learnt to make snails and birds out of sugarpaste, all before lunch. I was astonished.

We broke for lunch at this point. Even if you have no interest in cake decorating at all, I recommend these classes for the lunch. The most delicious range of sandwiches (weeks after I still dream about the cheese and pickle ones), more tea and coffee, wine and Holly’s delicious homemade banana and chocolate muffins. Heavenly.

After lunch we moved on to covering cakes in either buttercream or fondant. Holly showed us the proper way to make buttercream (it tastes like Cornish vanilla ice-cream. I was honestly eating the leftovers with a spoon) and how to cover cupcakes in textured fondant. I really recommend learning how to do this as it can make your cupcakes looks like this:

My happy little snail on a tree

Finally we got onto piping. I have never been able to pipe. Ever. I can’t use piping bags, I can’t make the piping look pretty, I can’t get the buttercream to come out properly, I can’t get the nozzles to work, I just can’t. Or, at least, I couldn’t until Holly showed me how to do it properly.

Make sure you hold your piping bags properly

In less than an hour I had used gel to colour my buttercream, fitted a nozzle on my piping bag, filled it and, on a sheet of greaseproof paper to practise, created these.

So beautiful...

The last bit of the day was just putting all these skills together. Piping on some cakes, covering others, adding our little creatures/buttercream to the top and adding sparkles and glitter from Holly’s extensive collection. By 4:45pm, I had made these.

I am more proud of these than ANYTHING else in my entire life

And just in case you’re thinking that I was previously being modest about my cake decorating skills and that these look good because I’m naturally talented, let me firstly assure you that I’m not and let me secondly direct you to Holly’s Facebook photo album with lots of photos of cakes from the day.

As well as our beautiful cakes we were given an instruction booklet with reminders of what we’d done today, recipes and a few other ideas for decorating to take home with us. I haven’t tried recreating anything yet, but a few other members of the class have (we follow each other on Twitter — they were all so lovely!) and their results have been stunning. This class isn’t just a case of monkey-see-monkey-do, you genuinely learn how to decorate cupcakes and work with the materials/modelling tools.

The cupcake class

I genuinely think that if you have any interest whatsoever in baking or cooking, you should take Holly’s class. As you can see I learnt a lot and have gained some fantastic decorating skills, but it’s more than that. The classes were fun. Holly, as I said in the interview, is completely lovely but she’s also fun to be around. Most importantly, she is very good at hosting classes.

At the start I’d somehow managed to manoeuvre myself so that I was baking on my own in the corner, and she made sure she came up and spoke to me so that I wasn’t on my own. If conversation lulled she’d say something to start us all chatting and laughing again. If we were chatting too much she managed to pull us back and keep us on schedule — all whilst keeping everything light, making us feel like we were hanging out with friends rather than being taught.

Holly and Hells Bells. Again.

Plus we got some absolutely fabulous bits of Great British Bake Off gossip…

If you’re looking for a present or to treat yourself, sign up to one of Holly’s classes. The classes are suitable for all skill levels, cost £125 (including breakfast, lunch and all materials) and are utterly brilliant fun. One of the best days out I’ve had in a very long time.

You can find more about Holly’s cupcake, bread and Bake-Off classes on her website.

Love, Hells Bells x

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